There are certain bible passages that you will never hear a pastor read in church. Like this one.

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. – Ezekiel 23:20

If donkey dicks and equine ejaculations aren’t enough, maybe you would be interested in incestuous sex with minors?

And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father. – Genesis 19:33–36.

Maybe you’d like a little violence with your sex?

Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished. – Isaiah 13:16

Have a thing for dildos?

You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them. – Ezekiel 16:17

Maybe you really love breasts? Well Song of Solomon has you covered.

Your breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle. – 7.3
Your stature is like that of the palm, and your breasts like clusters of fruit. – 7.7
My lover is to me a sachet of myrrh resting between my breasts. – 1:13

Ok, I think you get the point, the Bible is full of NSFW passages.

That was fun, but for a more serious look at the issue, let’s turn to Psychology Today.

Porn vs. Religion

Another article with the same spin:

Conservative Christians have a porn problem, studies show, but not the one you think

Seems people enjoy pornography (it is a big business) and are able to make it a happy part of their lives, until the church steps in and makes them feel guilty about it. Guilt is one of the ways churches manipulate their customers to keep coming back each Sunday and throw some money their way.

The fantasies expressed in porn are far more reality based than any passage you’ll read in the Bible, whether we’re talking donkey dicks, guys living inside whales, or three-day old dead guys still being alive 2000 years later.

If more people escaped Christ, and instead spent their Sunday mornings watching porn, I’m sure the world would be a happier place.